A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

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What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

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Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

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If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

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how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

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Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

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what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

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i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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12 niqqa 12.

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do you know what was a good idea? not last night

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Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

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BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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