whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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