- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

WNBA

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??