- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

Q.What Did the Little Kid Say To Cancer In The Hospital? A.Nothing. He Died From Cancer 3 Minutes Ago.

Knock Knock Whos there Me Oh, come in

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

Chlamydia

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

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