Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

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