Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

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Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

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3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

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Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

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How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

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if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

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Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

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How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

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what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

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What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

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knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

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