"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

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How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

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Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

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Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

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Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

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A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

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Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

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a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

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the chicken crossed the road. the chicken was then caught by animal control because it was in the middle of a city.

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nicky finds it really hard to get it up.

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There were three brothers. Big, Harry and Dick. They were walking along the road and were all instantly killed by a drunk driver. Their names were never mentioned and their story was used as a promotion for the seriousness of drunk driving and should not be taken lightly.

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A man was mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he look to see if something stuck in the blades. What did he pull out? Nothing, the gas ran out.

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What Do You Call A Black Guy Surrounded By Nine White Guys With Bats? Jackie Robinson.

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what's the difference between a zebra and a horse They are spelled differently

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? A tree stapled to a baby

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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how do you break up with someone lightly and not hurt their feeling I dont want to hurt your feeling but i hate you

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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