What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

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What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

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Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

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Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

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What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

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What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

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A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

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What do you call a women with two black eyes? Someone trapped in the cycle of violence that is domestic abuse. The few friends and family members she still speaks with tell she should leave. They don't know about the last time she threatened to leave him, when he held a gun to her throat and screamed "You try an leave me I'll kill you and your precious god damn babies!" Now she suffers silently for fear of what he might do to her family, but is increasingly worried about the way her husband has begun looking at their 13 year old daughter. Every night she kneels at the foot of her bed and prays for death, over the sounds of her own sobbing and her husbands drunken rage. Also she is a slow learner.

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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