- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

Don't believe in Atheists.

What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

What's big and purple? Barney

whats up with that? i'm from jersy

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

And you honored it I see :P

^ That's not even funny ^

What happened to the fish? It drowned

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

Knock knock Fuck off!

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

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