- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

A house comes around the corner.

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

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