your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

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What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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What does greg and Ian have in common?

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"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

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The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

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Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

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Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

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Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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So the priest took the 6 year old boy into the confessional...and He told him to say 3 Hail Mary's.

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A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

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Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great height she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

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why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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