- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

Knock knock, COME IN!

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

a dyslexic man walked his god.

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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