- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

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