- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

Robin get in the batmobile!

One, two, three, four and five

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

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