I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

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What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

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One, two, three, four and five

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How did Bella fly? Very badly.

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Robin get in the batmobile!

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Justin Bieber

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

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whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

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What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

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have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

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Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

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Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

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I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

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Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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