- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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steven hawking walks into a bar

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

Weaner

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

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