Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

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Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

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How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

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What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

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What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

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yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

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yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

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why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

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What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

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Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

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Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

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How do you make a man cry? you torture him

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

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Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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