How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

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What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

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You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

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Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

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Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

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What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

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Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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Max Head fingered himself, HAH

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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