- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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