- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

What's funny? Women's rights.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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