What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

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What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

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What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

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Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

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A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

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my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

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You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

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What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

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A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

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How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

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What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

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A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

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what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

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Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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