what is worse than a guy pissed?

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Adam Chebali is awesome

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

Why are white people white? I don't know

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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