- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

Dwarf Shortage

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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