- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Beka has AIDS

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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