- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

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