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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

This is my favorite antijoke.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

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