- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

the WNBA.

Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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