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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

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A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What is green and slow Grass.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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