- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

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What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

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What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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