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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

knock knock who's there? faith

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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