- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

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