- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

oh hi, i'm an idiot, i mean mitt romney

I EAT YOUR SOUL. NOM NOM.

Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

What's just not right? Left

You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

all your base are belong to mark

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

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