What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

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Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

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what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

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Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

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a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

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What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

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Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

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What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

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Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

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Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

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Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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My peni s

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What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

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whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

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