- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

speak now or forever hold your pee

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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