Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

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What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

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What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

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Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

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What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

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tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

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What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

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What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

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Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

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what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

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wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

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A shoemaker walks into a bar holding a shoebox with only one shoe inside. The bartender gives him a drink and asks "Say mister, why are you carrying that shoebox with one shoe?" The shoemaker says "Well sir, it's a long story." The bartender says "Okay, give me the short version." The shoemaker says "Okay, long story short, I'm not really a shoemaker." The bartender asks "Well buddy, what are ya?" The shoemaker gets up from his chair and says "I'm a guy missing shoe."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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