Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

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Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

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read me write me

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Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

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What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

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What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

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1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

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What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

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what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

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So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

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2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

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what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

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Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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