- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

pull my finger (farts)

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

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