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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

How many black people did it take to change the light bulb? I couldn't tell, the lights were out.

What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Hispanic guy walks into a bar. The white guy orders a beer, the black guy orders a shot of vodka, the Asian guy orders a sake, and the Hispanic guy orders a shot of tequila. They were drinking and having a great time.

Knock knock I'M IN THE BATHROOM !!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

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