Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

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whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

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Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

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How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

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What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

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What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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Pigachu is a Porkemon.

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What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

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What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

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So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

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How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

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Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

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Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

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Golf.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

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roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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Why couldn't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has parkinsons and therefore couldn't keep his hand steady.

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How come Tommy isn't allowed to sing anymore? Because he has a punctured artery, collapsed lung, fractured ribcage, and a failed organ...

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Pope: how to help the unfortunate people my fellow Christians? Christians: We should give donations and a lot of support. What we always do. Pope: and i shall wear this golden hat, sit on a high quality super expensive chair, this rope with gold attached to the decorations, and wave my golden staff as you help these poor innocent children. Christians: yes...that... Pope: P.S: and live in an expensive church with many children alone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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