- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

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Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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