What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

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Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

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Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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Why didn't he finish his

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

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There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

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Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

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What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

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Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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