Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Donald Trump

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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