a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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