Donald Trump

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What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

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What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

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Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

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Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

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What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

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an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

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Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

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A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

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Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

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wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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