- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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