- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

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