- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

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