What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

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Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

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dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

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Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

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How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

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-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

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Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

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roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

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A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

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why did the boy die? because he got shot

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A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

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Their was once a man named Bob Clemens who really wanted to have sex with an underage girl. So one day he went on an online chat site to find one. He ran into this young girl and told her all the things he wanted to do to her and she told him that she had never done anything and really wanted to try it. Bob went over to her house one day and she told him to sit down and grab some cookies while she came back. She came back and Bob gave her the roughest pounding that any human being could recieve.

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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