- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

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