- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Mogok Papiti.

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

A young baby died.

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

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