- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

an american walks out of a strip club.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

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