- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

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