Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

binladin walks into the american seals

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

You know what's funny? Rape

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

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What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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