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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

batman has diarrhea

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

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