What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

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Whats the answer to life? im not sure

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25

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How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

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What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

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What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

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Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

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Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

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What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

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So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

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dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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