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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

What do you call a place full of large volumes of random, unwanted knowledge? The usersub on this site.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

What did one computer say to the other? 01001111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011 0100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 0100000 01101001 01110011 0100000 01101111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011

What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

A genie walks into a bar. The bartender asks for three wishes. The genie says "okay". The bartender says "I wish I was the richest person in the world." The genie says "okay." Then He woke up

whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

Why are friends like trees? If you hack at them repeatedly with an axe, they fall over.

You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

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i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

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What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

A penis walks into a bar..

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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