Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

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Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

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What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

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A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

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Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

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An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

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Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

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Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

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why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

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my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there are many theories as to why the aforementioned chicken crossed the aforementioned road. The most plausible is that the chicken was wandering around, when it came upon a road. Being a chicken, it did not know the dangers of crossing it, and proceeded to.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? An ambulance.

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Why was the little Asian boy crying at the county fair? He had just watched his entire family get brutally crushed beneath the weight of the old ferris wheel as they went to get on. Never would he forget the painful screams of his mother as her blood splashed onto his white t-shirt. Never would he forget the police car ride to the foster home when it all sank in that they were truly gone. And never would he forget the abuse his new parents would inflict on him daily. But what would forever torment him most were those screams. Those persistent screams that woke him in the night until the day he died many, many years later.

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what is big and white? Your Mom

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Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

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A man and his young child walk into a clinic to get physical check-up. The man learns from the physicist he doesn't mater. His wife remarries and start having frequent sex and the child is scarred for life. This is irrelevant because both parents don't exist and this is all a constant delusion in an psychiatric hospital.

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Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

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How do you make a little girl cry?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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