whats up with that? i'm from jersy

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What's big and purple? Barney

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Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

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How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

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How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

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I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

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Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

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Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

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T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

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When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

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Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

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Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

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I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

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LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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