- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Sonplaying with Jo-Jo: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

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