I will create more jobs for americans

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Who more attractive then you? No one your ugly as pooh.

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Im sitting in class trying to write a joke. I should be writing my speech But i'm better off trying to think of the funniest joke that could get on the front page with over 9000 likes :( Lol nah thats never going to happen :'(

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your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

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You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

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^ That's not even funny ^

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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The Blonde walked into a wall.

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I went to work today....

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

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