- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

Q: Why was it bad to be a black jew during the Holocaust? A: You had to sit at the back of the gas chamber

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

A man walks into a bar. He then walks out of the bar a while after. He then goes home and goes to bed. And then he goes to sleep. And then in an odd time travel paradox,a T-Rex arrives from the past and kills him and his entire family.

What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin My dick in your mouth.

I will create more jobs for americans

An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

Im sitting in class trying to write a joke. I should be writing my speech But i'm better off trying to think of the funniest joke that could get on the front page with over 9000 likes :( Lol nah thats never going to happen :'(

Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

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