How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

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What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

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A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

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mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

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Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

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5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

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Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

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Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

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What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

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What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

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Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

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When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

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Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

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How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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