What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

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Q: What did hitler say to his generals? a: In a circumstance as the one we have found ourselves in. Eliminating our most threatening of enemies would be very logical. Unless they were of the superior race therefore, it may be frowned apon by our low ranked comrades. Causing another assasionation attempt on myself. So in conclusion I believe eliminating a rich and intelligent race far more superior than our own, would be the best way to go. So collect the Jews of Warsaw and we might have a chance.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

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yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

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Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

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How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

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How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

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How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

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violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

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Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

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What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

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What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

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What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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