Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

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What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

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tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

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A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

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Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

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How do you cure aids? Jonathon siezed to care as he proceeded to cry when he was told his lemons were over the weight of what he'd expected

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Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a Sociopath with a very violent history.

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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A man walks into a bar and shuffles his way through the intoxicated patrons. He finds the only open stool and quickly sits in it before any other see it. The bartender approaches him and ask: "What will it be?" The man replies: "Can I have a beer?"

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? Nothing, it didn't get stuck in the first place because cows are incapable of climbing trees.

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Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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