whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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