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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

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