- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

N-E Pats never cheated

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

What did the African-American toddler from Compton get for his birthday? Most likely nothing, seeing as his father left his mother briefly after his birth, and his mother uses all of her money to feed her heroin addiction.

What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

Knock Knock No solicitors

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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