this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

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