- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

Can anyone Lenin money?

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

Whats 1+1? window!

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

how do you call someone? use a phone

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

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