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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

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im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What's up? Your time.

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

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