What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

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Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

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A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

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A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

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who is really lanky? james cornish

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how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

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why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

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you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

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Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

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A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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