What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

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A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

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Why the guy without two hands at the beach was so excited? Because he couldn't scratch his asshole.

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A mexican, Japanese, and American man are eating lunch one day at work by the window. The Mexican says, "Wow! If I get a taco one more time for lunch, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The Japanese man says, "Wow! If I get a bowl or ramen one more time for lunch, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The American says" If I get grilled cheese one more time, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The next day, the mexican jumped off because he got a taco. Then, the japanese man jumped off for getting ramen. Then, the American jumped off for getting a grilled cheese sandwhich. At the funeral, the mexican wife said, "Oh if i knew he was gonna jump, I would'nt have packed it." The japanese wife said, "If I knew he was gonna jump, I wouldn't have packed it either." The American wife didn't say anything because she was hit by a bus.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

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what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

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your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

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-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

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womens rights

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

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What are annoying? Ads.

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

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What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

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so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

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Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

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Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

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A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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