Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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