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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he got hit by a car because he wasn't aware of the dangers of not looking both ways. Bufoon

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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