- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

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