- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

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