- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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being sober in a bar fight

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

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