- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

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Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

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