- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

What did the man with no head say to the women?

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

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