Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

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Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

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How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! *opens door* NEXT!

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Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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What do you call an amazing person Good

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

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Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

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What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

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What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

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How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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