- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Cripples are lame.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Tony Romo

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

What do you call an amazing person Good

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

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