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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

It takes a minute to know somebody, an hour to fall in love, but a lifetime to forget. Once, my mom forgot me at Disney World.

Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

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