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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why was Timmy so unpopular at school? Because he caught aids of his pet rock

whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Procedes with his long difficult hunt to find another companion who accepts him for what he is, without the fear of being eaten.

I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

I like that, but why am I happy?

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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