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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

antonio has a penis head.lol

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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