- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

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Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

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