What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

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A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

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Doctor, doctor, i feel like a pair of curtains. Well I'm going to refer you to a mental institute and forward this meeting to a specialist due to the schizophrenic attitude and belief you have. However, I will have to ask you to come back in tomorrow or later today for further tests as to why you feel this way. This is highly abnormal and should be fixed immediately. Another further concerns please contact me asap.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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