- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

your mom was so fat that she died.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

How does a black guy die? Unknown

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

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