- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

I put my baby in a microwave.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

how do you call someone? use a phone

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