- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Women's Rights

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

will you like this joke my sources say no

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