Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

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If you give a mouse a cookie, he will probably eat it then have a heart attack due to the high level of sugar in the cookie

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If i knew, I'd tell you.

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A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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So a bar walks into a man...

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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