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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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