- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

who is really lanky? james cornish

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

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