Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

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Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

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How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

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Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

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What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

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