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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

A hill billy went fishing

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

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