Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack edition. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And then does not even have four quarters to his name.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

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Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

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What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

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you will like this because i am black.

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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