roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

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Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

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A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

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The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

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I used to get on Facebook, then someone asked me to save a child in Africa by liking a picture of Jesus or ignore it and go to hell

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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Remember that part where Jesus gets angry at a fig three and kills it because it "was lazy" for refusing to grow figs at winter? Brother Jeez, that was kinda mean man! You know it was winter rite? Anti Joke or not, that part is funny, so if Jesus returns and wants you to make him a sammich you better go get that goddamn sammich!

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You know what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile where one's alive in the middle, and has to eat his way out.

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What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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A duck walks into a bar and orders 2 beers and a shot. The bartender says "That'll be four fifty." The duck says he doesn't have any money and asks if the bartender can put it on his bill. The bartender says "No." He then picked the duck up by the neck and raped him mercilessly. "That's what he gets" one patron said. "Yeah, he was asking for it"

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your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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