- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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