Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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your mama so old, shes dead.

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Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

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Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

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What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

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What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

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I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

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No it doesnt..

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

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There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

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Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

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Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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