- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

Were do seamen live under the sea? A submarine!

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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