Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

Why are white people white? I don't know

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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