- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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