- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

Why are white people white? I don't know

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

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