- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

What do you call a black man? Rob

Knock Knock.

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??