- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

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