- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

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