- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

A miserable man committed suicide.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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