A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

Liverpool City Football Club

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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