- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

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How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

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