- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

1+2 = 6

Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Detroit has a low crime rate

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

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