Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

What comes after 69? 70

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

roses are red violets are blue your friend is a scumbag and so are you

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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