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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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