- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

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How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

VITAMIN C!

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

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