- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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