- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

If life gives you lemonade.

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

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