- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

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