- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

pretty soon we'll all be dead

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

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