What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

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What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

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The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

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whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

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Get up Look in the mirror

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If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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