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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

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