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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

Albert your flies undone.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

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