- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

im saul and i love cock

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

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