- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

knock knock come in !

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

Yo Momma is not fat.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

why did the blue berry cross the road

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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