A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

What comes after 69? mouthwash

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

your a vagina says you, you're a tit

what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Anti Joke

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