What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

We found a cure for cancer. Death

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

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Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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