- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Your big dick.

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

drugs.

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

my mom died because she was morbidly obese

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

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