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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

so...um, yeah

Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

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