What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

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why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

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A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

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A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

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What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

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What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

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Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

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Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

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Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

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Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

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so...um, yeah

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Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

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I like Pi. It can make circles.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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