- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

Women's Rights Movement

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

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