- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

one stop shop

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

united we sit, cause we're fat

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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