- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

Your mother is average.

What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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